Dear Richard,

Long? Unlike your dick…HAHA don’t kill me. I like how we acted so differently back then when we were in relationship & now we call eachother bitches. It’s so lame how much we talked before we were even dating LOL It’s really cool how you’re a cheerleader because that was the last thing I thought you would be. Especially knowing how much of a lazy ass you are! I think you’ve been the same now compared to back then. Other than your height but eh, you’re still flirty & dirty minded as fuck. Don’t blame your hormones for that because you are! I really appreciate your no bullshit attitude, because it made me feel worse & better at the same time. Yeah, you’re alright :) You’s still a bitch though!